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- Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358865OdlavsoParticipant
Last night before I went to sleep I looked at the charts one last time in hoping to see some green in what had been a red day. Opening up the app I had a vision, I saw the beginning of the end, capitulation approaching and prices dropping to a new low.
I now knew what I must do, I pulled out my fake ledger and burned it as an offering to Satoshi himself, then repeated the BTC prayer.
Our father who art in hiding,
Satoshi be thy name.
Thy BTC come.
Thy will be done.
in finance as it is in blockchain.
Give us this day our next block,
And protect our network,
As we protect our private keys,
And lead us not into inflation,
But deliver us from fiat.
For thine is thy blockchain,
and the power, and the memes,
I passed out after that, whether it was the whisky or the power of Satoshi flowing through me I’ll never know, but when I awoke everything was up around 5% and continuing to rise.Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358873kirtash93
This is the kind of quality shitpost I like to read.Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358881reddito321
There goes a professional moonfarmerSunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358880benitoblanco888
this is some next-level shitposting. thxSunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358879StrangelyBeige
Shalom mother puffer!Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358878stellingpijplex
Wait can we also pray for god to smite the coins we dont like?Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358877Niko005
Pray more often OPSunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358876Goonzoo
Can you like build a crypto-church so we can assemble?Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358875Two_Pickachu_One_Cup
Alright so theoretically if we all pray to satoshi tonight, we will induce the next bull market like some kinda rain dance?Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358874BladesAllowed
Goodluck. You sold your soul for a 5% pumpSunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358872Lillica_Golden_SHIB
See, buttcoiners? Where is your god now?Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358871ChemicalGreek
Why did you stopped praying? Now you jinxed it…Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358870surrender_the_juice
So, you’re saying there is a god?Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358869Cactuszach
Why is this the best content I’ve seen in this sub all weekend?Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358868002timmy
It’s true! Last night, I sacrificed my relationship to Satoshi. My recently ex-wife said “fuck you and fuck Satoshi,” and he decided to smite her with a beautiful green candleSunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358867volvostupidshit
You left me no choice. I have to believe now.Sunday, August 21st, 2022 at 12:54 #358866Jubudtje
Now go back to sleep
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